From: Jonathan "Nature Boy" Blaque (jblaque@mail.com) Subject: Stuck In The Windshield With You (Poetry) Date: 2003-06-28 12:49:21 PST "Fort Worth, Texas - A jury sentenced 27-yr old Chante Mallard aide to 50 years in prison for leaving accident victim Gregory Biggs to die a slow death while lodged in the broken windshield of her car.... She and her family cried after the sentence was read." ... Chante, sweetheart - this ones for you: (sung to the tune of "Stuck In The Middle With You") Well, I don't know if I'll die here tonight, But I can't move, so I think that I might I'm too weak to pull myself from the glass, And I'm wondering if someone will save my ass Crazy bitch just left me here, freezing in the night Here I am, stuck in the windshield with you. Yeah, I'm stuck in the windshield with you, And there ain't a whole lot more I can do I can't feel my arms, my legs, or my face, With my guts spilled out all over the place Drunken bitch just left me here, what a sorry sight Here I am, stuck in the windsheld with you. Well, I was minding my own business, When her bumper made a made a sickly thud Then I smashed right thru' her window, Looked her in the eye and said ... Please, ...Please... So now I'm pleading for my life with Chante, But I can see this bitch is too high to stay I'm in desperate need of medic triage, But she just leaves me here in her garage Crazy bitch gonna let me die, mangled in a heap Here I am, stuck in the windshield with you. Yeah, she went out to a party And she took a little too much X Then she creamed me with her Chevy And left me here while she had sex - please... ...Please... Well, I don't think that I'll last thru the night, It now appears that my future's not bright No one's hearing my anguished cries or my moans, Lacerations, hemmorhage and broken bones Coon bitch just left me here, waiting for the end Here I am, stuck in the windshield with you. Yes I'm, stuck in the windshield with you, Here I am, stuck in the windshield with you... Cheers! Nature Boy (II) Biggs Finish